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I am literally spending my afternoon sitting in my driveway, watching a bird do a mating dance. Wtf.

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Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

OKAY THIS POST ALWAYS CONFUSES ME BECAUSE I CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE MAKING A MATH JOKE OR THAT WAS JUST A REALLY UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE

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Time for my Friday night ritual.